@AristotlesNZ: OH GOD! BOB IS HAVING A HEART ATTACK! QUICK SOMEONE CALL A TEMP AGENCY. I'M SURE AS HELL NOT DOING ALL HIS WORK.
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@MinchinRob: GF: I'm sick of communicating via walkie talkies. I think we should breakup ME: we should breakup what? OVER GF: its over ME: its what? OVER
@TheMichaelRock: December 23rd should be called Christmas Adam since it always comes before Christmas Eve.
@ericONEderful: If you are going to call the cops every time you spot me in your bushes I don't think this relationship is going to work.