@AristotlesNZ: OH GOD! BOB IS HAVING A HEART ATTACK! QUICK SOMEONE CALL A TEMP AGENCY. I'M SURE AS HELL NOT DOING ALL HIS WORK.
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@RandomlyMJ: Judging from the sounds in my trunk this guy would have had an excellent career as a drummer.
@Sean_Burgundy_: Most women love it when you play with their hair in public Their husbands not so much
@GloriaFallon123: A woman told me at dinner she liked me because I'm "not afraid to eat bread"--so I'm done with socializing for at least a year thanks