@PaulyPeligroso: "Oh, hey! I didn't even recognize you!" means "I saw you and tried to avoid you, but here you are."
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@wolfpupy: if you are getting the names Jon and John confused call them by their full names, Jonaldo and Johnaldo
@juliussharpe: I have the Anne Hathaway "It came true!" reaction whenever the guy at Subway hands me my sandwich.
@AnkCoupleTO: [college career fair] Me: I cheated my way through school, lied to professors & learned nothing, FML *CIA recruiter hires me on the spot*