@jonnysun: "oh holy crap this farmer just crucified a dude, maybe we shoud stay away from this farm" - what crows realy think when they see a scarecrow
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@NicestHippo: If any of you guys are considering law school, please keep in mind I passed the bar exam in multiple states & now I'm a purple hippo online
@FinnMcIver: I recently bought one of those Dutch ovens, but everything I cook ends up tasting like farts.
@mattZillaaaa: [1st date] You're gonna love this place *pushes you out the passenger side door and drives away