@HeyoShellz: Oh honey, when I said I wanted to grind your face I meant with a meat grinder
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@cameronrbrown: Just one more week until I can finally eat candy out of my socks again.... without looking weird.
@TheBigBatman: I mean I married my wife for her looks, but not the dirty ones she's been giving me lately.
@eeethanford: But I would walk 500 miles and I would walk 500 more to be the man who walked 1000 miles to get away from you. I want a divorce.