@HeyoShellz: Oh honey, when I said I wanted to grind your face I meant with a meat grinder
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@AHundredElbows: Border Patrol never did chase down that illegal baby food smuggler from Mexico. I heard he was so fast they nicknamed him Formula Juan.
@Donna_McCoy: "I hate seeing you like this," she thought every time she encountered anyone over the course of the day.
@jessokfine: My husband got some virtual reality goggles for christmas and so far I like them because they make him very vulnerable to attack.