@HeyoShellz: Oh honey, when I said I wanted to grind your face I meant with a meat grinder
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@WilliamAder: Glad I'm not a general, because auto-correct just changed "lunch order" to "launch order."
@rolldiggity: Every Scooby-Doo mystery could be solved by asking, "1: Who is your most disgruntled employee?" and "2: Does he have access to a mask shop?"