@TheWoodenslurpy: Oh, I see. "Adam and Steve" is gay, but “Adam dates his own rib” is perfectly acceptable.
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@ChipKellysBalls: Why is it the the people who drink the most Red Bull are the people who seem to have the least going on?
@torrami: Our wifi is down and I had to fap using only my imagination like some kind of savage :(
@FirstDateStory: "My date took me to a nice restaurant. Our server leaned in to me and said, "You're the third one this week"