@KevinFarzad: Oh I thought it was wait 30 YEARS after eating before you exercise.
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@Treememories: Why do the models on the catwalks always look so angry? I would have been very happy to get paid to just walk around in fancy clothes.
@melpraktis: When people say "You look so familiar" responding with "Were we in prison together?" is almost always a conversation killer.
@TheBeerGuy73: I'm skipping the gym today because I already have a six pack... waiting for me in the fridge at home.