@Home_Halfway: "Oh look, rain! Wait, how do I drive again?" - People
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@abbycohenwl: I'm training my cats to use the bathroom like people. It really works! [cut to bathroom: two cats do cocaine off the toilet tank]
@_making_friends: I'm currently between relationships. The couple on my right are kissing and I think the couple on my left are about to start doing it.