@adrienneMTK: "Oh, look! She's drinking vodka, let's kill her!" - Spiral staircases
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@ericarhodes: and one last joke for the day. And I will be off driving back to Claremont for two shows. Have a beautiful day.
@HogwartsLogic: If you ever feel bad about your procrastination, Harry had three month to figure out the egg clue and still did it the night before
@cuckoo_cachu: At this point, I'm positive I've read the entire Bible via Facebook status updates. *crosses off bucket list*
@rocknthepurple: I don't know why so many people blame their air conditioning for their inability to spell.