@adrienneMTK: "Oh, look! She's drinking vodka, let's kill her!" - Spiral staircases
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@Howiesbookclub: "Daddy, are we poor?" Compared to the vast majority of humans on earth? No. "Compared to my friends?" Oh yes, sweety. As the very dirt.
@Vj_Phresh: I'm so broke right now, if my gf leaves me for a richer person I'm going with them -__-
@stonedcoldlazy: Today marks 5 yrs of being smoke free!! Now I spend my time finding new places to hide the bodies of those who've pissed me off!
@_blotty: [ocean's 11 music] So here's the plan,we iron me flat, then slide me into an ATM via the card slot. Once inside, it's a cash playground boys