@BuckyIsotope: Oh Magic 8-Ball, will anyone ever love me?
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@KyleMcDowell86: I always keep a shotgun under my bed in case a horse sneaks in and breaks his leg
@BlindChow: Hey girl, do you like bad boys? *tries to look cool by flicking my cig, but it's an e-cig so I have to run and get it*
@meladoodle: Spoil any movie by telling ur friend “Ice Cube dies” before they watch it. They’ll be waiting for Ice Cube to appear and die the whole time