@BuckyIsotope: Oh Magic 8-Ball, will anyone ever love me?
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@illTortuga: "Welcome to Panda Express" "I'd like one panda" "Sorry we don't sell pand-" *slips cashier $100* "Meet me in the back alley in ten minutes"