@jordan_stratton: Oh, man. My grandma caught me texting my OTHER grandma and now things are super tense.
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@trevso_electric: I would rather weave a suit out of my grandfather's pubic hair than "pull an all-nighter" with you.
@AndrewNadeau0: JOHN DONNE: No man is an island. GUY WHOSE JOB IS TO FIGURE OUT WHAT ISLANDS ARE: *Crosses out men* Okay. Strong start.
@Love_bug1016: "Better safe than sorry," I tell myself as I send the 27th text telling him my feelings.