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@Writepop: "Oh man, you've got stretched lobes and piercings? I've got stretched lobes and piercings, too!"

"Sweet! We should hang out!"

- Ear buds

“Oh man, you’ve got stretched lobes and piercings? I’ve got stretched lobes and piercings, too!”

“Sweet! We should hang out!”

– Ear buds

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