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@JustTashie: Welcome to twitter, the support group for people who like people who don't like people.
@AmericanGent69: Online dating rule: If we meet up offline, and you look nothing like your pictures, then you're buying me drinks until you do.
@RunwayDan: The word "defenestration" means "to throw someone out a window." Which means this happens so often we needed a word for it.