@hxnnahjohnston: oh. my god
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@Thing_Finder: I hate when I can't remember if my wife and I are in love or fighting. So, I'm like a minesweeper in the mornings.
@ParaComedian09: If only ISIS had kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter, none of this would be an issue.
@JermHimselfish: You think your day was bad? I just had a 15 minute long argument with a couch cushion.
@david8hughes: Our family summer boat trips haven't been the same since grandad died & demanded we bury him at sea. In the boat.