@hxnnahjohnston: oh. my god
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@DadandBuried: My baby reminds me of Freddy Kruger: he's got long, sharp fingernails, is most terrifying at night, and forces you to survive on no sleep.
@MUMSIEesq: 5YO: did you go to camp as a kid? GRANDMA: we were very lucky, we escaped France thru Great Britain 5: huh G: what ME: she didn't go to camp
@kelkulus: Somewhere a guitarist sets down his instrument, pours gas on it, & lights it ablaze while Miley Cyrus naked on a wrecking ball shoots to #1.
@4Anno: I guess I prefer Subway because they make me feel like I'm making the healthy decision when I order a loaf of bread with 18 meatballs on it.