@IGotsSmarts: "Oh. My. God." - the first duck to eat bread.
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@minafisheyes: Facebook sent me a notification....unfortunately, my meth lab on Farmville blew up.
@edfoxcomedy: 1) Bake cake. 2) Don't cut it into pieces. 3) Eat the whole thing. 4) Claim I ate "only one piece of cake."