@IamEnidColeslaw: OH MY GOD THE INSPIRATIONAL TWEETS ARE COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE
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@ParaJanitor: I love when bill collectors ask if you can borrow the money...uh I did that before and I think we both know how that turned out.
@LuvPug: I love how Prince Charming is so dumb he doesn't recognize Cinderella without her shoe.
@PanicRestroom: Whenever I see someone posting a picture with a celebrity, I comment: "Who's that next to you?"