@seejayel: Oh no, a subtweet. You got me.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@seriouslyemily: This girls skirt is so short I can see how many times her dad missed a dance recital from here.
@JimmerThatisAll: This day in history. 2008. The entire staff of the Canadian Oxford Dictionary was fired. Now damned if I know if it's moustache or mustache.
@noog: Welcome to Starbucks how may I help you? "Regular coffee with cream please" That's $40, 5ml of unicorn tears, and 10 dragon scales. "TEN?"