@seejayel: Oh no, a subtweet. You got me.
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@gerryhallcomedy: My french toast just surrendered to my german sausage. Breakfast is weird at my house.
@david8hughes: I went to the movies with a girl last night. I paid for the tickets & the snacks, & anything else I can before she reports her card stolen.
@PinkBlotMom: Are these potato chips so much healthier b/c they're Baked? My brother is baked all the time, and he's got diabetes.
@ceejoyner: Anything guitarists say while leaning back to back during a solo is protected by law like confession or attorney client privilege.