@audipenny: Oh no I got so excited that you texted me that I accidentally replied 11 thousand times and then swung into your house on a rope
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@liv_thatsme: I always bring 2 pop tarts to work, so I can eat one now and the other one also now.
@internetluke: *hears robber in house* If anybody is there.. I have Updog & I'm not afraid to use it. "What's Updog?" Not too much haha you? "Robbing you"
@Steven37366100: Me : Well, despite the difficulties, we’ve made the best of a bad situation Life: Yeah, I’m going to need those lemons back