@bridger_w: "Oh, no. No, no, no. Are you kidding me?" -First thing I would say if someone raised me from the dead
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@HumanPog: sometimes if i'm having trouble falling asleep i just pretend i'm watching lord of the rings
@causticbob: "Susan, will you marry me?" "Oh yes Johnny, yes! Yes!" Ten grand later and it's still the best prank I ever pulled on my twin brother.
@klecket: Does it creep anyone else out that Donald Duck eats a turkey dinner on 'Once Upon A Christmas'? Isn't that a form of cannibalism?
@DzNutz83: Heard the local weatherman say, "high in the thirties" & now I know the title to my autobiography.