@yogaknifefight: Oh panic attacks,I thought you said pancake attacks because I have those all the time.
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@badbanana: That guy who ran through the White House could go to prison for ten years, so there's another reason I don't run.
@PerfectPending: I don't envy mama birds for how they have to feed their babies, but the pushing them out of the nest part sounds fun.
@KentWGraham: Who decided that the abbreviation for pound should be two letters it doesn’t contain?