@yogaknifefight: Oh panic attacks,I thought you said pancake attacks because I have those all the time.
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@rezox: funny when u get charged by a cash machine to get ur own cash out but then it tells u to cover ur pin to prevent getting robbed.
@Matt_The_1st: Yes. You rt'd me 14 times in a row. Thanks. You are first in line for my liver when the time comes.
@juliadavidovich: that time my father pronounced 'hors d'oeuvres' as 'horse divorce' in front of other humans
@KarlreMarks: Say what you like about us Arabs, but at least we don't go to Africa and start naming lions 'Ahmad' and 'Hassan'.