@yogaknifefight: Oh panic attacks,I thought you said pancake attacks because I have those all the time.
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@lovejulieacafe: I just opened an email from the vet wishing my dog a happy birthday. I replied asking them to call her because she can't read.
@HousewifeOfHell: I swear, my kids will make me drive them to my own funeral. And then to the mall.