@djdarrellripley: Oh, please... A few us get together, shave our heads, turn our property and money over to a charismatic leader, and SUDDENLY it's a cult!
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@better_off_dad: *At the bank Robber:THIS IS A STICKUP! Me:Looks like a gun R:SHUT UP! M:Well, 'THIS IS A GUN' is way scarier Teller:He's got a point
@blade_funner: Got kicked off the police force for saying "Ooooooo, somebody's in trouble" every time I made an arrest.
@ChaseMit: "Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs" could also describe every menu item at Olive Garden.