@smithsara79: Oh really, we have nothing in common? Then how do you explain neither of us being able to stand me
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@fillthevacuum: *died in your arms tonight* *stuffed in your trunk tomorrow* *buried in the woods the day after that*
@Muath_tu: Apparently you can't get a sick leave just because you're sick of seeing everyone at the office.
@DaddyJew: I just watched one kid call his twin brother ugly and now I'm just waiting for him to realize what that means