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@crouton_futon: "Oh shit I murdered someone"
"You should turn yourself into the police"
"Great idea!" *puts on badge and hat* "Looks like a suicide to me"

“Oh shit I murdered someone”
“You should turn yourself into the police”
“Great idea!” *puts on badge and hat* “Looks like a suicide to me”

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