@MableGertrude: Oh, so you make the bed everyday...I suppose you're also the type of snob that folds your clothes and puts them in "drawers."
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@fightforfood: [dentist's full hand and wrist in my mouth, also his keys?] so u visited Spain u said? tell me. tell me every goddamn detail about Spain
@briangaar: I just want to be one of those dads who runs on the field & tackles an opposing 6 year old
@motrboatr: Sure I'll send you a shirtless selfie. Just let me work out for 6 months real quick.