@sad_tree: oh so you rich guys throw the water out after you boil hotdogs. too good for hotdog soup. too good to dab the soup on your wrists like colog
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@amydillon: Back-to-school tip for parents: while not explicitly forbidden, it is frowned upon to spray champagne on the hood of a departing school bus.
@JermHimselfish: I do a spot-on impression of a man in his 30's not living up to his full potential.
@Prero22: I feel guilty about being Asian because I didn't start playing the violin since I was born.