@DeadLioness: Oh thank goodness, my Uber driver knows what's really wrong with this country.
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@Vodkantots: I'm incredibly flattered that my therapist thinks I should be in anger management. I've never even held an entry-level position.
@BobbyBucchae: Watched Full House for not even a full minute & now I'm white with a credit score of 720