@EJGomez: oh u love jesus "with all of ur heart"? name 3 of his albums
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@B1gBrainsMcGee: I'm like Helen of Troy. Not in the sense of being breathtakingly beautiful, but in the sense of pissing people off and starting wars
@Midgetspar: You don't understand how hard it is to play Dungeons & Dragons when your dragon is gay, fabulous and always protesting violence. It's hard.
@GianDoh: Star Wars (1977): A wounded warrior overcomes severe burn injuries to build a massive empire only to see his estranged son destroy it.
@bornmiserable: Effective immediately, all United Airlines flights require at least one passenger to volunteer as tribute.