@EJGomez: oh u love jesus "with all of ur heart"? name 3 of his albums
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@yerpalmildsauce: Here it is, folks: "Do imaginary octopi have ... (wait for it) (wait for it) PRETENDACLES?"
@Junkyardigan: What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An investigator. *drops mic* *deletes account*
@BeTheCookie: At what age do you have THE talk with your daughter about how she is not the princess of anything and she'll need to get a job. Is it 6?