@sixfootcandy: Oh yeah!! Well, if smoking weed destroys your short-term memory, then what does smoking weed do?
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@Jenn_H_Scott: What's it called when you fall in love with your captors, even if they're obnoxious little tyrants? No, no, not Stockholm Syndrome. Ah, yes... "parenting" That's the word.
@drinksmcgee: The date had been magic. We moved to her couch & kissed. That’s when horror struck as my eyes locked on the Duck Dynasty DVDs on her shelf.