@Darlainky: Oh, you hate leftovers? Maybe you should’ve thought of that last night when I cooked a big meal and you were “not that hungry.”
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@Parkerlawyer: Husband: Why are you whispering? Me: because I’m wearing spanx and i can’t breathe or feel my hands or feet much less speak in a normal voice Husband: I don’t know why you wore those it didn’t even make that much difference. Me: I WILL KILL YOU WITH MY BARE HANDS
@ArielDumas: Ok I'll come clean. When people say "asking for a friend," they're talking about me. I'm the friend. I have a lot of embarrassing questions.
@SoldHerSoul: Offering the floral arrangement as a meal to the gluten free, lactose intolerant, allergy ridden vegetarian is apparently not ok.