@Darlainky: Oh, you hate leftovers? Maybe you should’ve thought of that last night when I cooked a big meal and you were “not that hungry.”
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@sixfootcandy: [camping] Him: Did you eat the last s'more? Me: No. Him: You're lying. Me: How do you know? Him: Your pants are literally on fire.
@ArfMeasures: Son: This kid at school says really mean things to me Me: I'll have a word with him [Later] Son: How did it go, Dad? Me [trying to hide my red eyes] do you think I look like a potato?