@XplodingUnicorn: Oh, you have dignity? Well I have nachos. I win.
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@simoncholland: A baby that is starting to wake up from a nap is like a solar eclipse. Whatever you do, do not look directly at it.
@garrettbarry70: Staying at my daughter's place again this weekend. Can't wait till 3am so I can wake her to tell her there's a moth in my room.
@DaddyJew: Me: sleep before the monsters get you 7: monsters aren't real M: you sound like your brother 7: brother? M: I've said too much already