@XplodingUnicorn: Oh, you have dignity? Well I have nachos. I win.
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@PyrBliss: McDonalds wants you to tell your family you love them because if you keep eating McDonalds it won't be long before you're dead.
@awesomeseank: My wife has her period so I suggested swimming, beach volleyball and a horseback ride. She told me to piss off. Commercials are misleading.
@chrisdowning: When something at the hardware store says it's universal, that means it will fit every model on the market except the one you have.