@yendys1: Oh you like Oreos? Name five of their albums. And I'm talking their obscure shit like watermelon, none of this main stream birthday cake shi
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@DurtMcHurtt: Hobos are like cats, they'll let you pet them until you stop feeding them cat food.
@MAngelo505: What I said : Just a trim, please. What hairdresser must've heard : Give me the Kim Jong-un.
@AaronFullerton: A fun dream I have is to stand in the middle of Comic-Con, yell "What's so cool about Star Wars anyway?", then jetpack through the ceiling.
@Fred_Delicious: [Describing guy who just mugged me to sketch artist] "He was literally kermit the frog"