@kumailn: "Oh you like this cake? (*Tosses cake out the window*) Oops." - Game of Thrones
@juliussharpe: That last phone call with my wife was so boring, I feel like I owe the NSA an apology.
@SamuelHlowe: Ugh! I always think of the best comebacks when I'm burying the body.
@MiahSaint: Down on yourself for being lazy? Keep in mind the Greeks believed their GODS lived atop a very hikeable mountain and no one went to check.
@slaughthie: Who called it baking and not making love
@PearlsFromMyrna: Evelyn says Betty's Daughter is a lesbian but I've never noticed an accent.