@kumailn: "Oh you like this cake? (*Tosses cake out the window*) Oops." - Game of Thrones
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@TheBoydP: I wished I loved anything as much as my wife loves inspecting the pots and pans I wash by hand.
@msdanifernandez: I can't. I'm busy tonight. I have to do laundry and block everyone who takes their engagement photos in a barn.
@AnkCoupleTO: I love picking out my wife's panties except this isn't my house and now some dudes are yelling for me to come downstairs with my hands up