@Pro_Jones_: Oh you love your mom's cooking? Name 4 of her dishes.
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@dubstep4dads: Judge: Show us on this doll where the man hurt you. Me: He didn't. But watch this. [I make the doll do a backflip] Judge: Holy shit lol
@briangaar: The premise of Batman is that, deep down, all billionaires just want to be first-year patrol cops
@majoleaguetweet: Life is like a box of chocolates, The good ones are always gone before I get there!