@Pro_Jones_: Oh you love your mom's cooking? Name 4 of her dishes.
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@Brentweets: I almost choken on food and the whole time it was happening I was just thinking "What a cliche way for a fat person to die of"
@Laser_Cat: All the girls I've ever kissed can agree on one thing. It's weird that I have a beak.
@six_2_and_even: My wife is yelling THROW HER THROW HER during Olympic ice dancing with the bloodlust of 80,000 Roman citizens watching gladiators battle to the death.