@Pro_Jones_: Oh you love your mom's cooking? Name 4 of her dishes.
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@SirEviscerate: [Lab] Co-worker: "Where's all the microscope oil and acetic acid?" Me: (with a mouthful of salad topped with vinaigrette) I dunno.
@weinerdog4life: Literally thousands of chameleons in your house right now and you don't even know it.
@_Justin_Stepien: sometimes I fill up my bathtub with spaghetti sauce and sit in it and pretend I'm a meatball
@IbecameMyDad: If someone brought me coffee right now I would follow them around like an imprinted baby bird forever.