@longwall26: Oh, you want to fight? Ok, one second *takes off glasses, removes retainer, unpins towel cape, empties snacks from pockets, sets down kitten
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@GrillinChillin9: Occasionally I set cases of beer out for the garbage men. Never know when you might need them to take out "suspicious" trash w/out questions
@notshivi: Everyone prepare yourself for National "How is it May already?" Day coming up tomorrow where people who don't know how calendars work tweet.