@longwall26: Oh, you want to fight? Ok, one second *takes off glasses, removes retainer, unpins towel cape, empties snacks from pockets, sets down kitten
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@LindaInDisguise: The difference between your husband and your Netflix account is, over time, your Netflix account learns what you like.
@Roweboat13G: For a good party trick, drill a hole in the top of your medicine cabinet and fill it with marbles before you invite people over.
@runawaycupcake: Pretty sure Dora goes on crazy adventures with a monkey because her mom is on Twitter.