@sarah1mc: Oh, you wash your clothes each time you wear them? Well la de da, your majesty.
@WigCannon: Do you know why I pulled you over?
"Yes, because I was driving a motorized toilet."
I meant this time
Please step out of the oven.
@duplicitron: If you smoke while you're pregnant your baby comes out wearing a t-shirt and jeans looking cool as hell.
@Overdue_Bills: Please boss, tell us again how important it is the company gets to $3 billion in revenue. I bought an 18 pack of beer with dimes last night.