@GoogleChamiya: Oh, your account is protected? What do you tweet? Nuclear launch codes?
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@timdonakowski: Cats spend two thirds of their lives sleeping, and the other third making viral videos.
@McGrumpenstein: "Thanks for the homemade wine. If going blind had a flavour, this would be it." * why I'm not allowed to write thank you cards anymore.
@notacroc: ME: we can do this GOOGLE SMART CAR: we can't clear the bridge ME: *mashes 'im feeling lucky' button*