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@tazsme: Oh your baby's name is Walter?
Is he close to retirement?
@meganamram: I'm giving up spellcheck for Lant
@nickcreelman: Coworker: it's dark already
Me: I know, Dan. I have eyes
CoW: it's only 5 'o clock
Me: I KNOW DAN
CoW: it's early
Me: THAT'S HOW EARTH WORKS
@MrEd_EVH: I'm gonna make a alternate account so I can catfish myself. I know what I like so I may fall for it
@SteveSuckington: Sure, there are plenty of fish in the sea, but they won't have sex with you either.
@BareChesty: If the tv show "Cops" has taught me anything, it's to stay away from ppl with blurry faces. They always cause trouble.