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@lilgapeach30: Oh you're a jogger? Good for you. I just burned 3000 calories in under 30 minutes.

Can't believe I forgot that pizza was in the oven.

Oh you’re a jogger? Good for you. I just burned 3000 calories in under 30 minutes. 

Can’t believe I forgot that pizza was in the oven.

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