@ValeeGrrl: Oh, you're about to earn your 3rd master's degree? I'm still working on spelling "bananas" without singing "Hollaback Girl" in my head.
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@3sunzzz: If you're giving me directions and you say, "Head north," I'm going to think you mean toward the sky.
@jjhartinger: To the teenager that flipped me off for honking at you. Your phone is on top of your car.
@LostFelicia: I'm having problems with favstar. Can all of you trophy me to see if it's working right now? Thanks.
@partlyfunny: My wife does this cute thing. She sets her alarm clock an hour before she has to get up and then hits snooze 27 times. It's so adorable.