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@WoodyLuvsCoffee: Oh, you're an early riser?
Yes.
Have kids?
No.
A farm?
No.
Insomnia?
No.
Medical condition?
No.
Psycho.

Oh, you’re an early riser?
Yes. 
Have kids?
No.
A farm?
No.
Insomnia?
No. 
Medical condition?
No.
Psycho.

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