@GuyEndoreKaiser: Oh you're sick? Let me weirdly list every other person I know who's sick.
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@VerifiedDrunk: Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, the very next day you told me you're gay....
@LisaMcAlister1: There's an opening for a scapegoat at our office. I think you'd be perfect for the job.