@Matt_The_1st: Ohh, no thanks. I have seen a baby before
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@WritePlay: "Why don't you cool it on the dressmaking," I suggested to my wife. "You seamstressed."
@: I put my fitbit on my ankle so that when I'm out in public I look like a felon who escaped house arrest and people won't want to talk to me
@FreudsTwin: I was up all night wondering, if you get fired at the Unemployment Office, do you just switch to the other side of the desk?
@simoncholland: It's fine to eat a "test" grape in the produce section but you take one bite of a rotisserie chicken and it's all, "sir you need to leave."