@ozzyunc: Oil is made from dinosaurs. Plastic is made from oil. Plastic dinosaurs are made from real dinosaurs.
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@arielleBigBlue: Your sign says "NO SHIRT, NO SHOES, NO SERVICE", so it seems highly unfair that you kicked me out for not wearing pants.
@Kim_pulsive: I had sex twice in 24hours and I'm so glad that I have 4000 people to brag about it to
@SummerCandyEyes: My son asked me if mayonnaise was a mammal. *cashes in college fund *installs a pool in backyard
@CelebrityChez: How long are you supposed to wait before you unpause the tv after you've told your wife that you're gay?