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@trentistweeting: ok boss, i duck taped the hostage's mouth shut
"you mean duct taped, right?"
um...
*cuts to hostage with live mallard stuffed in his mouth*

ok boss, i duck taped the hostage’s mouth shut
“you mean duct taped, right?”
um…
*cuts to hostage with live mallard stuffed in his mouth*

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