@FSUSteve: Ok Brazil, this would be a time when it's ok to bite an opponent.
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@rablivingstone: People in the UK eat more bananas than monkeys. In 2014 they ate 73,432,384 bananas and only 6 monkeys.
@iwearaonesie: wife: What's wrong? me [annoyed because the kids menu has a picture of a tree on it but they didn't give me any brown crayons] Nothing
@Vice_Queen: I'm at a second grade music recital and this is by far the most effective form of birth control I've ever tried.