@NicCageMatch: Ok but how old is your child in minutes?
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@MrBikferd: Guys: when you're shaving, do the Hitler part first. You don't want to get interrupted and then be running around with just the Hitler part.
@Donna_McCoy: I've never once been able to explain my car trouble to a mechanic without resorting to sound effects.
@TheAlexNevil: I don't trust a restaurant that advertises "Now with more bacon!" because it means they were holding out on me to begin with.
@GingerAtLaw: You'd think the people in front of me at this self-checkout were trying to operate a nuclear reactor