@NicCageMatch: Ok but how old is your child in minutes?
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@Rick_IZ: People who lick their fingers then page through the papers on the printer Just throw it out. I'll print it again.
@LeeryLeary: The fact that the British call math "maths" scares me, since the only thing more frightening than math is plural math.
@TheRolo: [Rumpelstiltskin comes to take first born son] "Give me what you promised unless you can guess my name" Here "Aren't you going to guess?"
@BadJordon: Ruin a hipster's day by telling them how commercial you think their favorite band has become.