@NicCageMatch: Ok but how old is your child in minutes?
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@D2BMcG: Interviewer: where do you see yourself in 5 years? Me: In a mirror! Well any reflective surface really, windows, shiny cars, puddles...
@SteveSuckington: We need to keep kids off drugs. It's hard enough to find them without kids buying them too