@ashgrash: Ok, but like, how married are you?
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@Mr_Kapowski: "Get your poop in a group" is a childish way of saying "get your shit together" but I prefer my take of "gather the pieces of your feces"
@BeardSpice: [God creating spiders] What if I made a tiny land octopus that could walk on walls?
@Storminika: Good things about drinking on the plane: 1. You don't have to drive. 2. No matter how much you drink, they can't throw you out.