@ashgrash: Ok, but like, how married are you?
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@trevso_electric: I used to pretend that broccoli florets were treetops and I was a giant eating up the forest while my Dad pretended he had a manly son.
@mama_earp: Announced sternly to students today that "only hard things are worth doing!" In other news, I have a bunch of parent emails to respond to.
@tdug: My greatest fear is having a star athlete injure himself and having the coach look into the crowd and point at me to take his place
@HeyoShellz: My 4 year old refused his dinner but it's ok because I caught him eating a Milkbone earlier