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@Reverend_Scott: Ok doc, give it to me straight.

"It's cancer"

How bad?

"Really bad, you have 2 months."

OMG

"APRIL FOOLS!"

Whew-

"You have 2 days."

Ok doc, give it to me straight.

“It’s cancer”

How bad?

“Really bad, you have 2 months.”

OMG

“APRIL FOOLS!”

Whew-

“You have 2 days.”

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