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@Book_Krazy: *Ok, don't let them know you're a dog*

Him: The job is yours. Here's the keys to your new office. [tosses keys]

*catches keys in my mouth*

*Ok, don’t let them know you’re a dog*

Him: The job is yours. Here’s the keys to your new office. [tosses keys]

*catches keys in my mouth*

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