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@Book_Krazy: Ok, Don't let them know you're an egg

"Mr Yolk, you are 20 minutes late for this interview"

[drags on cig] I was getting laid by a chick

Ok, Don’t let them know you’re an egg

“Mr Yolk, you are 20 minutes late for this interview”

[drags on cig] I was getting laid by a chick

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