@lecalabara: Ok gas pump, enough! Credit or debit? Zip code? Reward Card? Car Wash? Receipt? What octane? It takes less buttons to launch a nuke!
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@TravLeBlanc: Why is it so hard to find a woman who loves me for me and not the person I lied and manipulated her into thinking I am?
@SamuelHLowe: That awkward moment when someone is washing dishes and you slowly put your glass in the sink.
@kelkulus: Apparently on Facebook you can "like" that someone "liked" something. I just liked the movie "Inception", and now we wait.